If roses grew far away as on to de moon

If roses grew far away as on to de moon...would seems to be a broken
heart with her blood drained to a pool...lesser would de moon have
known her lost soul, make sure to hold on to some one warm and close
as this would be de times of de bitterest or bitter cold...

as she would cease on her galloping of a cosmic revolution....to find
her a spot far far away from de rays sunning upon her illusion....also
would ensure to unbalance her stand deceiving those whov aced der
ballet to a spinning dance...just to shy her broken heart on and for
all...never shall she rotate on her axis even if she falls...to
understand de essence or is it just to have her defy her own
innocence, why would she not show all, her wounds to inspire many
broken hearts.......all this just to keep her very own hope alive till
de next dawn...for all should wait even if he\she has gone....

Standing on de open island

Standing on de open island with far far away ashore or a bay, minding
everything to disrupt its peace....intercepting its vision by letting
it not leave, be it me or thee, wishing too feel free....nor here,
nither der....two fishes deep within de blue sea.....

Maybe not now, maybe not never....maybe a bit sooner, maybe forever....

beneath an electrified pouring cloud....watching every wave conquer
its blaze...continuously flashing of sparks all over de above
space....like if still on land, romancing u full nite till
day.....rite below rite under, not in a fish tank....in de oceanic
shall we both hibernate.....swims our fins chasing each other de
entire way....ending our search on dat same shore....offspringing
inside de bay....

dis song was based on de msg u had sent me bout u being a fish...

tonight's loss

No i don wanna loose u tonite..
I jus wanna be by ur side....
I never wanna see u n me fight....
Jus want u to be ma guiding light....

now forever shall u make me cry....
Why did i have to find u lie....
Just this on last time....
Donno wanna look through u...but in ur eyeeeeesssssss
ur eyessss
ur eeeeyyyyyyeeeessss
just wanna look in ur eyes....

No i don wanna loose u tonite..
I jus wanna be by ur side....
I never wanna see u n me fight....
Jus want u to be ma guiding light....

i'ed pray for u all day night....
Held u in ma arms, firm n tight....
Talking it n not singing it now:
dats not wht u want....
U dint wanna hold on......
U never did wanna be ma girl...
U jus wanted to see me hurt...

No i don wanna loose u tonite..
I jus wanna be by ur side....
I never wanna see u n me fight....
Jus want u to be ma guiding light....

Questions and Jokes

 Q:Would it be rude to include a condom if u gifting a dildo to a casual women friend

Q: If dey say its Lord Shiva who accidentally discovered de first form of hashish and if I do consume the same, does dat by default make me one of his devotee's????

J: Wanna hear a joke??? If u at a bar, what is dat u should not ask for when u order a steak???? "Just make sure it not Tender" lol

J: 1) Ask me one of those Knock Knock questions too....  2) Knock Knock... 1) I fucking slammed ur face on dat door 5 mins ago and u still knocking ur way back????

Q: Can a loaded gun pass as a sex toy of course keeping protection in mind... 'Safety' safely!!!

Suing her majesty

 Can I actually personally file a law suit, suing the Queen of England for not returning our Indian Kohinoor diamond to its right full aire???? Or shall it instead be the insurance company which is currently making more money where instead to accept our claim and pay up for de lost when we did loose it!!!! Although I do not care about the outcome as it shall be an embarrassment for dem in its self.... Shall just leave de broadcasting to the Americans as dey would know to do so well!!! LOL

Dat Bitch Maggie

 I am simply gonna cut to the point and not waste both our times. I want to launch a new product thought specially for you company. Now if you still feel this is all bullocks and find any need to ignore this mail. Do so with your own wish, but just make sure to consult someone else before you do so!! I owe a restaurant and have been selling a special form of ur Maggie style which I would disclose after a response. What I would like to bring forward is that this would not only profit your organization, but also would make u be able to lauch a new product at a low level cost. Now im sure u must have been getting millions of such emails and would not have much to bother about. But all I can say is that this one is for real and pretty old traditional too. Would be able to touch a whole new market level for your market which u are currently lacking. Okay I shall explain that one for free. Till now ur meager market or consumers come from the male segment and lacks the female crowd. Now with this product not only would u capture that but you could very well capture with almost every family (Yes de "mother"). This is the only product u could connect to old Indian traditional family since ur organization is also really old and goes days back. Plus this product would hit like a wave amongst a young avg bachelors... This is de link I have been able to crack but a simple inclusion in your product can be a very well outsourced product with show casing healthy and light food. Hope to hear from you soon and hope to make money for both of us... At a bit of a compensation i.e. And If noticed direct to the point and no bullshit. Would appreciate a similar response if any.

hello again.

I am not sure bout the disinterest shown to my mail.

which is why shall try a much more formal but still a direct approach.

here it goes..

the product to the reference in the below mail is just an addition tour product with no variance at all except a slight inclusion of asubstance..

now I do want to maintain the privacy of my offer which why I cannot disclose..

but do understand as this would have a huge market capture entirenationwide exposure.

I have not only sorted out a marketing strategy for our businessventure, but have also figured out a futuristic, selfgoverned,intellect artistic manner to bring it forward to ur consumers.

facts now.. I am offering a high generating potential of imagemodification for ur company for a small price..

just for reality I don't see any reason for u to turn this offer downas it ain't gonna cost u anything for hearing my high revenuegenerating business proposition..

so would appreciate just one simply help.. not to ignore this mail andforward it to person who does understand the integrity and thegravity of what am I proposing.. honestly u would be the only personin the entire nestle organisation for whom I would have to try thehardest to prove my point.. after u my friend other would be able tobelieve in what they see.. only u would have to believe in what imtrying to bring forward..

just ask the right person for a tea break and give me a call.. nothingmore than 5 mins is what I would need.. and that would change andenhance ur organisation's potential and profitability by Atleast 20%which is significantly high and above all sales target in any othercommodity..

kindly consider my offer as I would not have something to looseincluding the time and energy on this email, an amazingly cheap andproductive method of increasing profit, jobs, unbelievable sales,revenue, and above all a motherly market to capture the only untamedterritory..

again plz do look into it as I have been patient in composing thismail so I must be carrying some sense in the above words..

plz just look into it that's the last thing u would need to do for me..

thanks and regards..hoping for a positive n prompt reply

Balmeet Singhdirector sales n marketing maggie(only if u'll give me that chance Ideserve).. shall c

Dear Balmeet

Thank you for contacting us.

Whilst we value your interest in our Company, we prefer not to accept unsolicited submissions related to our advertising, products, packaging or promotions. Our employees and contractors have many ideas of their own for the improvement and development of products, promotions and advertising programs, some of which may be similar to yours. You will, I am sure, realise that an idea which may be new to you may be already known to us or previously available to the public. Because of the complexities involved in developing successful products and promotions, we rely on the expertise of our in-house personnel and contractors in the appropriate fields for new product and promotion development.

Again, thank you for your interest in our company, and for taking the time to contact us.

Regards

Venita GabrielRegional Intellectual Property AdviserSouth Asia Region, Pakistan & AfghanistanNestlé India Limited

Okay here it goes.. By far this is the best articulated diplomaticshunning away turn me down pasted copy of an ancient mail I've comeacross.. Unless it's a state of de art if it's by u!! PERFECT

Now which I suppose would be de appt time to have dat PITCH!!

Alright here it is.. Now me being from de very own hyped up slum nevermillionaire dogs of city mumbai.. Which surely doesn't change anyfacts besides de god for sake unbreakable system I live in..Just too many competition... and Gotta hunt down to de right source..i.e. YOU.!

Now this recipe which by de way my mom, born in delhi, married to madad, born in karachi...To pass it on to for 30 odd years, have fed her, up brought southporches of places in mumbai to a level of non existence son!.. (in deform of class n race.. Middle and upper.. Money.!!! Money.!!! get it?)

to now who de very little she knows, his own son market it with beingde utter most religiously cooked our very own.. all included in allover from north punjab to west bengal, to southern middle west indianmeals.. De very basic TARKKA..

Now u tell me if u still reading.. If dis, which very well being atrue story actually of my mom, not only would revolutionalise butwould connect with de core conduct of indian pakistan and yes somehow chinese too for who fried noodles as common staple diet .. But whynot maggie TARKKA?? being indian diet

RECIPETake maggieBoil itHeat a bit oil (which should be outsourced sashay of healthy oil)Throw de maggie masala into de oil..5 secAnd stir fry de boiled maggieNow add cheese for fattyAdd eggs for gujju's (only egg eaters)Or just add chilly sauce like I do

And u now have de not 2 but motherly maggie masala.. M3 (mother maggie masala)

Indians would be cooking it all over for a try Atleast!!

Plus can show, going ages back recipe (google TARKKA to see all indianfood from fish fry to chicken to dal or "pulses" to de purest ofreligious icons believed gods, don't even eat onions and potatos,cause it might be non veg due to de germs since grown underground) toan ages back company called maggie with india..Or many more sequel ads im already ready with.. 6 to begin de hit tode market at de start..

Now if u still reading all I wanna say is i ain't gonna sit aroundwith this revenue generating pioneerly emotionally touching taste budsstimulating idea go to vain.. I guess I've played those experts roleexpertly.. Now all it needs some few seconds thoughts.. Millisecondsbrain speed rather..and find some administrator to implement this atonce.. And get u dat promotion to have sky highed de revenue with afigure u choose to reflect on ur monthly who knows weekly tooreviews..All I ask in return is confidentiality and de heir to what I woulddeserve enuff to ethically treat each others respectful path tosuccess of cooperated satisfaction...

And to very less of ur notice I might just wanna be asked to replaceur best and fav expert!! To become ur very own personal fav EXPERT!I have de mission all u gotta lead n manage our vision!!

Choice is ur's.!

oh and by de way ur quotes.. "complexities involved in developing asuccessful product" is now, my quote: "de simplest of successfullydeveloped product"

just looking in de future dats all..

thanks and regards,balmeet do mail me a bit more convincing harder shunning revert!!

hi Venita,

so understanding none of a response post the proposition, I take inconsideration that its a mere time waste at yours and my end..without any contemplation on the idea.. as ur company policy despiseany foreign talent without any consideration?

wish I had someone whom could connect with my thought process, withsome intellectual inputs of a positive or negative, besides justshunning me away due to company policies..

Thanks and regards anyways,Balmeet

Dear Balmeet

Thank you for contacting us again on the subject.

We have a very clear policy that we prefer not to accept unsolicited submissions related to our advertising, products, packaging or promotions.

Thank you for your understanding

Regards

Venita GabrielRegional Intellectual Property AdviserSouth Asia Region, Pakistan & AfghanistanNestlé India LimitedTel.: 0091 - 124 - 238 9300 / 238 9400Fax: 0091 - 124 - 238 9381 / 238 9399

Trading in des tough times---Dated May 31st

Time to buy? Time to sell? De answer lies in wht part of de marker player ur playing with? To explain dis fundimentaly, it means if ur looking as an investor, well it simply means to keep...as an investor u need to understand how dis global market is slowing down and wht dey need to focus is, to hold on to those shares, while also keeping a look out for further such companies...for example if u are an investor for sony, u need to understand the time frame of recovery from japan crisis....but not to react like a consumer which u would be seeing in dis current market...ofcourse if i play de role of a genric consumer or a short time civilian investor, i shall sell for it to buy something else....for example thinking of buying apple stocks now since its is on a low and i might not get it any cheaper dan dis now......so as an investor i would keep, but as a civilian i would sell to buy those cheap high end stocks....commodities may get expensive but stocks aint ever cheaper....
I need to also focus in re visiting ma companies profits cost ratio....i would like to begin taking steps now, and also begin predicting to be geared up for de worse....just to ensure not to hit rock bottom all of sudden....i understand dis is not wht stocks holder would like to hear...but im sure dis is exactly now wht a stock holder would need to know.....dis is an global recovery and recoveries can go wrong......and no im not excluding india....where if i was a part in playing a huge role for reliance for instance...i would be worried with all de termoil the company and der directors r going through and how der decissions would affect der following sister companies as well....so its time for me to revisit my portfolio and its time for other to have decide the future of des companies...i would just be a step ahead where to know, wht is der future...so investor; keep shares....low player; sell to buy and profit on some of de cheap stocks now....and as a long term investor; revisit and time to change dat portfolio and sell to minimize losses now.....de only good news i see dat many new investor shall and are getting attracked with des on going cheap stocks...so yes der is scope but only if dey are bold enuff and enuff agile.....